What about the rest of his body? No interest in studying diesel?

FBI collecting all the faps

I don’t know if any fast food item will ever unseat Wendy’s spicy chicken nugets in my book. I could eat all of them.

Lets complain about things that don’t matter!

Punny

Hey! Why are you focusing on Peyton? Don’t you remember that Cam was a bad sport and left the interview early! It was Cam! Focus on Cam!

It doesn’t matter Cam Newton wouldn’t have been safe if he had been blocked by congress.

I think this is all being blown out of proportion, we all know Johnny Money Manziel is a great guy. There’s not a single doubt he has a long and successful career ahead in the NFL

Jeter too

Someone has to put together a care package and get him some better movies

Sounds like a nightmare I had once

Christ, I’d rather sit and watch the life cycle of a Monarch butterfly beginning to end

Should the NFL just allow greats like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning to just juice up on HGH out of their minds? I think there could still be good revenue generated down the line from Manning v Brady 46. A 65 year old Peyton calling his tricky “Fixodent” audible and Tom slinging 15 yard Hail-Marys down field.

Defective fuser...nice

He’s not even that good. They should send him to the wings for a bag of pucks

He ways 180 but benches 700 pounds unsing what scientists are calling a *Legal*** steroid

I think you missed a real opportunity not getting an ice cream truck. Imagine all the adventures and mishaps you could have had in one of those? Freezer meltdowns, race tracks, after race treats, and the thrill of idling through a neighborhood. The possibilities are endless.

No thanks, I’ll be here waiting on the movie to come out.

DID YOU GET A HELLCAT YET?