The girls here aren't terribly enthusiastic about today's general poor post selections either. Good lord, who let all the middle schoolers in charge?

Who is Captain Slow now, eh?

You mean like running out of charge on their Nissan Leaf prematurely?

On the plus side, I doubt Jezza will fit in it.

Ooo, I forgot about Jeep's hideous 70th Anniversary "special" color: Bronze Star Pearl Coat. I guess Purple Heart Metallic didn't make it through the focus groups. Also they topped it off with an ODIOUS olive green leather interior.

Toyota's really good at this game.

Mango Tango. Still ugly even though it rhymes. Jeep is rolling out "Dozer" for 2012. Because apparently it needed rehashing without the metallic element.

Ford really enjoyed it enough to bring it around again the the F150s recently. It's even uglier in person.

I am indeed real. However I am taken. But it's the internet so feel free to be virtually in love with me. And go ahead and spice it up and give me a German accent. Aluminum und schteeeel!

I can attest to this fact. And I don't even have a dick. Well, at least I didn't before reading this post.

Christ, that dash. Looks like you are trying to land a 737. The weight probably isn't far off. And how many people were partially eviscerated by the self adjusting seat belts when they inevitably started going haywire?

Probably about the same time there's an SRT Town & Country.

I bet this isn't bested by a speed bump.

Want. Seriously.

Given the bulbous nature of all the characters in the game, I think this enthusiast would have been better received if perhaps he had chosen to go bubble over donk as his vehicular medium.

Not immediately mean per se, but when it fills up your rear view mirror, it's daunting.

Yes please. Screw the Power Wagon, this is what the Chrysler line up is missing.

I agree. I am still going to be a big TG fan no matter the outcome on this. But I am pulling for them to get slapped around financially for this one. I felt it was wholly irresponsible on the part of the TG team when they decided it was ok for the entertainment value to fabricate a scenario. The Roadster was a proof…

And woe is danio if it's a c clip D35.