Jay, seriously, WTF?

I couldn't think of any so went a googlin'. I found this awesomeness. Sweat hogs must all have Fire Chickens!

Heh, I went to look at the specs at Caddy's site. It looks like Jalopnik got quoted in some of their materials. You guys are credible now? Hehehehe.

Ugly? Perhaps. Tall? Yeah. Heavy? Uh huh. But I have to say I like it. As someone who doesn't have the luxury of being able to consider a fun little flickable sports coupe, I'd like to say thanks to Caddy for making the family hauler space less of a soul sucking experience.

Hammer. Ultimate tool of final desperation and emotional relief. It's necessary partner of course is the well padded bank account.

Hey look! It's a Ford Caliber!

@KW802: Huge clunker potential among Jeeps unfortunately. The early WJ's had issues that I mentioned, but they were mostly smoothed out during that gen's run. I've also seen a few vids of Cherokees run into the sodium siicate grave. Those Jeeps '99 and earlier are particularly spectacular clunker targets.

@joneez is wearing green for FOTA: Sorry boys, not trying to troll. Just thought I'd add to the indignation level. Grin.

Does the UK's scrappage scheme also require some level of drivetrain destruction? I've been trying to find info on the innertubes but to no avail.

@HDC: And a 2001 Grand Cherokee.

How about a BMW 735i anyone?

@Unevolved has three moving parts.: Hi guys! Nice to see you here. Fancy a breer?

@pauljones: Sounds like what my dad would have done to me had I dared such brazen stupidity. He'd have probably taken away my license until college as well. Once I got out of prison of course.

Given 2009 was the first model year with the coil sprung rear suspension, they were probably being conservative with the numbers.

I bet that takes a keying really, really well.

@econobiker: If anything it was the closest thing to a shopping cart handle ever.

Reminds me of this oldie. Language seriously NSFW.

@Flagrant German Fanboy: Plus it has coil sprung rear suspension now as well. If they'd have not shit canned the diesel in the Rams, a Powerwagon with that would have had some of that credibility back.

I hope you get your way there EvoCS. But don't try too hard. He's liable to turn coat and take up accounting or Computer Science and have a taste for MMORPG.

I have to comment on the picture.