Actually the purpose of booth babes is to offer daytime employment for those strippers who aren't otherwise working on their M.D. during the day. At least in Vegas anyway.

Sheesh. Just use a commercial car wash. They recycle their water and you're not adding additional chemicals to the existing process.

I got some rocks in my yard looking for a good home. Anybody interested in a pet?

How about those stupid windshield sprayer nozzle LEDs? Just about the most pointless mod ever. Excluding Tawny there, all of the hood deformities mentioned here at least attempted functionality. LEDs in the nozzles? Why?

Ford sure is beating the Mustang into the ground till dead aren't they? I'd love to see them branch out with something competent in the sport compact market here stateside. Cuz lordy know the Focus is a joke. They can do better. How about starting by bringing the Mondeo over here instead of piling on more warmed over…

@M0L0TOV: There's a tidalwave of diesel on the horizon right now for most domestic brands. I expect that SEMA next year will be awash with crazy programmers and exhaust kits for the new Cummins smaller oil burners that are in the pipeline.

When is Toyota going to take a few fistfuls of cash from the minting machinery that the Corolla and the Camry comprise and infuse some inspiration in to the brand? I see your yawn @cgarison and raise you another.

@Seth L: Have you ever driven a PT? OMFG what a crap brick. Let's ax it for sure. Add the Aspen to the marching dead list and keep the Magnum around for a refresh and a rename (cripes, I always think rubber not guns when I hear that name). Alas, I think the Magnum is being axed in the name of the current crossover…

Once my disc gets here next week, I'll probably do a clean install just to make things run better. As far as app reinstall, I've gotten in the habit of dropping the installers over on my file server after I use them.So those will all be easy to get back in place. What's gonna suck though is reinstalling Office and all…

@PDQ2: The lowrider bend is probably the only truly self-expressive car sub-culture out there. Sure the Dekotora (sp?) vans are a whole new level of awesome outrageousness. But those seem to be more outrageousness for it's own sake where lowriders are a pure expression of individuality. You may not like them, but you…

Only two pics? Y'all better get more at the booth! You buncha teases.

@ujointclothing: Sheeot. Just order the whole thing from AEV, axles and all. They'll happily put the whole thing in one car payment for you.

Man that's minuscule. Did they use the Mentos muscle guys to lift it into place? Actually, those tiny little booth bunnies could probably do it.

@KingRoyale: Four wheel steering and it could quite possibly happen. And truth be told, it's not much bigger than a Roomba so there ya go.

@B: Jesus, I hope you are kidding.

That front end. It looks like a little kid trying to look tough in a bad neighborhood. "I'm angry, not cute. Take me seriously!"

@TPSreports: Totally agreed. The Mustang has been through so many ill conceived iterations that it's amazing the thing didn't die off like the Camaro. Both have been, are are soon to be, resurrected acceptably.

@beercheck: Why did I know you'd vote that way ;-)?

Thanks Murilee. Good fun. Now I need to find one of those fab chrome horses all the displaced mexican farmers put on their fourth hand trucks' hoods. That would so be boss on my Jeep. Though @DeeJayQueue's seagull intimidating creature would be all kinds of awesomeness too. Then there's this too:[www.jcwhitney.com]

Pretty much everything Chevy makes.