Just one time I would like to hear a cop use the word “Please”

Dr. Elizabeth Yuko is a bioethicist and adjunct professor of ethics

Survive Covid, get diabetes.

I had some bad days and you know what I did?  I ate ice cream.

> I mean, look at that face - this thing has seen some shit

That’s it, I’m not watching David Letterman’s show any more.

So you said we can’t use the word “derp” anymore.  What replacement word would you prefer we use?  What should we call these “people”?

I’m a childless adult.  I put my clothes in a pile and don’t make my bed.

As a guy looking at it, she looks nice.  I really don’t get what all the fuss is about.

Are we sure this time?

So she’s a female Trump

I like to think you said “That tile looks great and it only took me an hour, now only 199 tiles to go so that will take, ahh fu...”

Could you imagine the confusion if he changed his name to Bob Ross.

“there’s never a reason to publish someone’s deadname in a story”

First time I used the self cleaning function I freaked out because the door wouldn’t open and I thought I broke the oven.

Can someone please explain how to use the he/they pronouns?

I can’t be the only person who thinks they looks like Ellen Page. Good for he.

“I’ve learned that nothing in life is free, except the flu vaccine. That’s why I don’t trust it”

Isn’t Latinx a term developed by woke white people but is not actually used by the people it describes?

I’m 40, make $46k per year and have $410k in 403(b) and IRA accounts.