Don’t stick your dick in crazy

“All I can tell is what is going on social media”
Just glad that she’s not following QAnon.

ProTip: When being interrogated by police don’t say “I didn’t do nothing”, the double negative implies that you did do something and gives police probable cause to continue their investigation.

Alternative title: Creepy man entices a young boy to perform for him.

I never heard of her before and I still don’t care

If someone lies about their age, even if they are a minor, you should not be held accountable. Full stop. They mislead you, they should accept the consequences of their lies.

Today I learned that Zendaya is black

You have Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Colombians, Brazilians... And yes there are many countries in Africa, but how many African Americans identify with one of those?

If there is a naked lady, don’t complain, just enjoy.

How many times before 2020 would an expert on the black death been writing popular articles. It’s usually rare for narrow specialties to be interesting to the general public.

Bumping into someone is a lot different than actively grabbing someone.

Although, seriously, who gets that upset for bumping into someone. Most normal people, “Sorry” “No worries” and everyone goes on with their day. And if they don’t say “Sorry,” I’ve got better things to do than go yell at a random person.

>An entire table full of food is growing cold and congealed because of an absolute inability to consume fajitas without shredded cheese.

There should be a statute of limitations on these things. Society has changed a lot in 20 years. Punish the people who are doing it today, not those who didn’t know it would be viewed negatively decades later. The US doesn’t allow ex post facto law.  You can’t pass a law then charge someone retroactively with a crime.

Until I heard it was based on a racial stereotype, I thought Aunt Jemima was a pioneering African American woman who started her own business.

Oh FFS

I had a friend like that. When anyone asked, he just said he’s a mutt!

So having an understanding of English grammar makes me an asshole?  Why is education so demonized?

Such a shame they never teach the police the power of the magic word “Please”

Really? I believe what he wished to express was “I do not have a problem with anyone who does not have a problem with me.”