Crap! I also tried to star your post and kinja detracted it! WTF Kinja!

I literally just copy and pasted this entire thing and sent it to a list of other people to read just so I feel LESS FREAKED OUT by the act of sharing it and no longer being alone in having read it among my circle of peeps. JESUS. I can feel adrenaline controlling every hair follicle right now!

HOLY FUCK. This is the winner and also freaking terrifying. OMG. I hope you also now own like 6 dobermans. Jesus.

YASSSSSSSS!!!! THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SUCH SHIT I FORGOT THERE WAS THIS WONDERFUL GIFT COMING TO ME IN OCTOBER!!! YAY!!!!!!

We’ll see how this plays out but I kinda feel bad that Donald Pleasance’s legacy is being ignored.

Yep, this is one of the few films my husband and I are both reasonably excited to see but the 3 hour run time combined with one of my crazier fundraising weeks at work just meant I had to push it off until maybe sometime this week. But yeah, knowing that it’s three hours has been the deciding factor of putting it off,…

Glad someone remembered Ghost is still alive...somewhere.

This is literally the only thing that I’ve seen online the last 3 days that has made me both smile and specifically calm my knee-jerk impulse to murder some people. Thank you for that.

Yay, I love this show. I assumed both that it wouldn’t be that good and that, after proving it was awesome, Fox would have canceled it. Happy for its return tonight AND that John Cho comes with it.

Haha, TOTALLY.

I sorta feel like Vincent is the only actor/character worth a damn at this point. When he’s yelling at the Mikaelsons and Marcel, I’m all smiles (because it also feels like he’s going off script and yelling at the writers, too).

I was thinking maybe they can find a way to work in a crossover cameo of Vincent from the Originals...

Considering I just finished binging the last season of the Originals and the I stuck it out for the end of the Vampire Diaries...I’m totally here for this. Sigh. Maybe Vincent from the Originals can somehow show up in a witchy crossover.

That’s fair.

Not to defend Ellaria or the Sandsnakes (very confused how anyone would think the tv version of them are at all compelling when they’ve been completely undeveloped as characters and generally ignored but for doing violence against their own cousin, king and a 15 year old girl), but it’s interesting to see how many…

Fire proof, dragon-commanding, white haired men and women?

But then how does she control the dragons and is all fire proof?

Obviously, your hot take has already been addressed by others pointing out that people continue to DIE due to this practice. However, the most ironic part of your statement, I think, is the inherent arrogance you’re claiming to rebuke: “Why must we impose our beliefs to every end of the earth?” One might wonder where…

You might want to capitalize “bell hooks”.

She’s almost 43. Maybe in the film it’s not short for anything and her name is just Tree. I was just using anecdotal evidence of my real life knowledge of A person that goes by the nickname Tree, that it *could be short for Theresa* in the film.