That is the exact argument I had with my own Dad a couple months before the election when he was whining that Hilary gave him white guilt but Trump didn’t make him feel bad for being white as though his actual rights and liberties have EVER been denied or challenged. This from the person who taught me racism was bad.…

My cat is very concerned for my health - she checks on me every hour while I sleep by headbutting me, making a gnarly noise that is anything but cat like, biting my arm or chest and sticking one paw out with exactly one claw extended into my scalp...it’s so precious and sweet and I reward her for this obvious concern…

I’ve been yelling at these assholes on their fb page all morning. Highly recommend. I was also told that because I used the term cisgendered in a statement, I was deeply misogynist and homophobic. Can someone help me out? Apparently, I’m faux progressive because I stated factually that the would be rapist was not…

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Seriously, I only buy clothes from them and occasionally Target. Ugh, crap, I have store credit with them I need to use, too. Double crap.

Can you do the next one on a duckbilled platypus?

I admit I drew a version of it for the Seattle March in January. I also stole a line from Fury Road for the other side of my sign.

My original reply was definitely going to be #allbacteriamatters

“According to the New Scientist, the WHO has published a list of which bacteria we most desperately need antibiotics for in preparation for a G20 meeting in Berlin. At the top is Escherichia coli, the bacteria behind UTIs, which affects around 250 million people a year, and mostly women”

This should be done right away - if only so that the NYT can do a weekly column that functions as a side by side comparison of the fictional administration’s operators/actions/policies versus every debacle Twitler and his henchmen author initiate that week, highlighting the popularity and ratings of the show, of…

um, period dramas, thank you very much (cough, cough, PBS employee)

YOU WIN.

OOPS - saw someone else post after my post...

Um, is he in the Predator movie, too? I know Keegan-Michael Key is...

SAME. Have just wanted all of these GI Joe villains to get blown up together or trapped in Cobra-La forever by a giant landslide during one of their villainous lair meetings...

This is a really good point and she’s showing her own lack of intersectionality when she acts like all marriages are a monolith. I totally get that the roots of marriage were about chattel, property, dowries and bullshit back in the day (and still are in some regions of the world), but not allowing for them to evolve…

I keep stopping myself from just writing FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK on every single post on his facebook page. I think it’s because every time I attempt to get on his fb page, I get creeped out and have to leave it immediately.

Well, what’s extra funny to me about it is how they think breasts work on the human body because that shit looks painful as fuck. Seriously, that design is not accentuating anything natural - it’s shoving the poor girls together in an unnatural way that’s going to give her back trouble and a skin infection in her…

THISSSSSSSSSSSSS. GAWD. I’m so sick of people conflating CHOICE with abortion, birthcontrol with abortion, and Planned Parenthood’s federal funding with abortion. Ignorance of how things works isn’t the same thing as morality, either folks. This is literally about having your own bodily autonomy. Which is why a forced…

Well, on the bright side it’ll be too cold for these to be spotted under jackets at the Marches on the 21st. I hope.

Thank you, genuinely, for the gift of laughter you’ve given me today. Much needed. Else the crying will start again...sigh.