HAHAHA, this post wins! Thanks! I also made one Kelpie in the past - not skeletal just HUGE because I used stretch green velvet and she ended up ginormous post stuffing - I gave her a combo mane of boullion and a million little fins of various shades of green felt - and arms that terrified my friend despite my adding…

haha, love it, thanks!

The last thing I bought was TODAY and it was a stack of various fabrics I use to make the stuffed animals I SELL IN MY ETSY STORE. Haha, for real tho. Uniseacorns, check ‘em out!

Gawd, I love their Meegan skits...nothing beats “Your Jacket, Tho!”

haven’t seen the Bridge...is it any good?

No Johnno No bueno. just kidding. just the first thought that popped in my head.

Goddamn, I so admire you, Ms. Stasey. The interview Jez posted a few months back was amazing. I feel like you covered every freaking angle on the subject and your writing is phenomenal; eloquent but extremely analytical, as well. KEEP IT COMING!!

To try to get it across that this is satire about how Hollywood whitewashes everything. Though, apparently, it wasn’t enough to tip off everyone in the comments screaming “These are all white people!!”

Yes, yes they are kidding you. That’s the point.

Wow, five years ago? So, I guess things could possibly still be that way. Eesh, yeah, I had promised myself to never leave the country without monistat at the very least ever again, but knowing you can buy fluc over the counter in the UK is good to know!

Oh, I’m sure they use condoms, but in my own experience, most of my YIs have been from spermicide and condom iritation, so hopefully you’re right about their relationships with their doctors. Still, I don’t know - a large segment of the prostitutes there are immigrants who, like me, weren’t born there with a doctor on…

Ha, I remember I did almost do violence to my then boyfriend, who had never had to deal with that particular problem himself. It was astonishing to me though - I kept wondering if all women in Holland, a place where prostitution is not only legal but part of the tourist industry, had to go to a doctor to get your…

At least you’re able to get it in London; when I lived in Amsterdam, and granted this was back in 2002 so things may have changed, I never in a million years thought it would be so difficult to get treatment for a yeast infection. First, didn’t realize that there would only be like one “late night” pharmacy in the…

That’s a total bummer. I got all my food and dessert from professionals, and the dress was total sale at David’s Bridal, but all the decorations, invites, flower arrangements, my bouquet and the boutonierres, and the wands and hairclips I made for the flower girls, and set up for the dessert table (macaroons trees and…

Ok, I’m gonna stick up for the brooch bouquets - why? Because in another life I was a bluejay and I likely met my downfall by not being able to resist shiny objects, particularly, colorful shiny objects. Which is crazy because I don’t really wear much jewelry, I especially would never wear a gaudy brooch, and I can…

I think the minimum was $5. But it’s been taken down now.

I did read on Think Progess that at least one person kept donating so that she could post comments about how awful they were. Someone was very expediently taking them down so she just kept donating to repost her ire and call out their bullshit. I think personally, I would have kept my money, especially knowing the…

Passive language and mispelled words. Eesh, no spellcheck on the GoFundMe page?

Just came here to say, because I’ve been meaning to say so somewhere, on some messageboard, that I am so fucking happy Charlize left that fucking guy. And I can’t but secretly hope that it has something to do with her becoming the Imperator Furiosa of my new reality. That is all.

I posted a couple photos in the thread already, check ‘em out if you dare!