you are a genius and i am totally stealing this from you.

Right? That was so freaking annoying...when I went to see the movie, it actually took me a minute to accept that the ending was happening while I still sat there waiting for ALLLLL the scenes put in the trailer but apparently cut from the film. It was distracting and aggravating and completely took me out of the…

I just started the whole thing on Netflix this weekend (perfect timing with the judgy tv snob boyfriend out of town for labor day weekend)and I have to say it TOTALLY filled the goofy back to school need for teen supernatural soap opera featuring tons of "local town festivals" (a la stars hollow and gilmore girls).…

poor sharky probably was messed up previously by a large fish hook and battle to get it out. one of the others seems to have fish line stuck in its mouth, as well....

Well put!! Those are the same people who probably think we're infringing upon their freedom of speech for asking them to take "responsibility" for what they say.

Yay! Thanks for mentioning my shark story :)

Ducky? Sixteen Candles?? For shame! Pretty in Pink, yo!

I actually had to use a jug and a long tube - like the kind you'd use to siphon gas, and when all the dudes who worked there managed to grab the shark and hold her (while wearing the most ridiculous home-made anti shark burn gear on their hands - oven mits, I kid you not) I had to force this tube through her Jaws…

and they're like it's better than yours....but I'd prefer fresh harbor seal.

I used to hand feed them when I volunteered at an aquarium; they'd give me all the most disgusting jobs (like cleaning out the peguin filter) to do there because they knew I'd always come back for the sharks. I got to give an 8 foot lemon shark shots in her tail when she got sick and I had to force feed her a chum…

I have to admit I'm surprised there was no Con for Pam getting punted across the room by the new 90s Marilyn Manson vamp sheriff.... :(

"Tale" describes either.

Connor the vampire hunter? Haven't we seen that before?

Connor the vampire hunter? Haven't we seen that before?

Connor the vampire hunter? Haven't we seen that before?

So this explains one of the more horrifyingly memorable moments of my visit to the Amsterdam Zoo - two giant tortoises having the LOUDEST, most car-accident-can't-look-awayish sex ever. Once we could wind our way through the crowd of people staring in awe and terror, you could see that the male turtle was practically…

so sick of hearing about us "prudish americans"...the article is CLEARLY talking about gratuitous sexual disproportion and sexual violence - not just nudity though it also points out it's mostly female nudity. nobody is getting their bloomers in a twist over boobs, jesus. everyone is so quick to jump on the…

Yes - that's what I've been saying every since the GOP completely drank the misogyny Kool-Aid. I'm so grateful that my Catholic School English teacher actually made us read the Handmaid's Tale in High School - now I know what to expect in the near future. Need to find myself an airstream and head to Canada soon....

I think a lot of important folk are just going to get caught in bombs and shrapnel. Particularly those who met with more disturbing and gorier ends (skin melting, decapitation, etc). And honestly, it's my hope that they change the last half of the book entirely. I loved this series up until the last half or at…

between this and the lampreys, I think you all are pretty much demanding to pay my therapy bills.