Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

Man, it’s about time. also fuck you preibus. That comment is the political equivalent of cheap catcalling women are subjected to on a daily basis. Your candidate looks like a toad whether he is smiling or not.

“I’m going to let you ponder that question.”

“...I’m a hot little blonde...” REALLY? Oh honey.
You’re more catalog than runway and that’s the kindest I can bring myself to be.

Holy shit, this bitch’s self-regard! In the first para of that little self-loving blog post, she describes how a former boss she calls “Cunt Chocula” hated her from the beginning, and says, “I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan.”

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently…

The only problem with that is that Seamless and GrubHub would likely pocket that money rather than share it with the delivery folks.

As a delivery driver during my college years, I offer this bit of advice:

Same, when I was a kid we used to get Chinese food every Friday and one week a major snowstorm fell on the day, like feet, not even inches, and it was still coming down hard. Three sons screaming they want their Chinese food for about 15 minutes was all it took, she folded like a house of cards. She called Jade…

That wouldn’t do shit. Surge pricing might work, though.

But I would never do it again.

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

Seriously fucking gutted. Alan Rickman gif thread. Rest easy you magnificent bastard.

Just think, if these people were poor, semi-mentally-incapacitated, and living in small town Wisconsin that kid would already be in jail for life.

This seemed cool until I saw Baz Lurhmann’s name. He’s never done right by me.

WHATS GOOD JIMMY SMITS

That would be nice. Would be even cooler if the wind chimes gradually increased from gentle breeze to Force 10 hurricane if you kept hitting snooze...