Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

Nah.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

This is very incorrect. Hinkie started in 2013...

According to Chris Mortensen, 11 of 12 ESPN Fantasy apps still working properly

Arizona is Arians Nation!

Intent is everything here. His intent is raise awareness and spark discussion about racial issues in America by not standing for the national anthem. If you’re at an event where the anthem is played, and you see someone not standing because they’re just oblivious or whatever, then you can get pissed. THAT is a lack of…

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

He’s gonna love Orlando! They have a restaurant there where they deep fry a whole onion and give it to you on a plate with this spicy orange sauce, and you can share it with your entire family. Plus they have free bread and it’s like brown and sweet and you get to use a GIGANTIC knife to slice it up. And talk about…

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

I was thoroughly embarrassed by the performance of my team and our fans last night. Reprehensible. There’s no place for it. Sure, they were playing bad hockey, but those select fans gave up another penalty that led to a goal. Disgusting behavior.

“Also, Puja is a woman.”

“If you were to estimate the value of those firsts and the ones to follow, from this point forward we have essentially two NBA teams’ worth of first round pick value plus the third most second round picks in the league.”

This

Sam Hinkie is the best GM the Sixers had in the last 30 years. Moses Malone was traded away for nothing in 1986.