Y’all can try, but nothing is going to beat that “Look at me” story from a few years ago. That one fucked me UP.

1996: Frenemy and I stayed up all night on coke. At one point she tearfully confessed that she’d fucked my boyfriend shortly after he and I had started dating - not because she liked him, but because she was “jealous.”

As someone who was once in a paid triad with a rich, jealous, quasi senile old man, can confirm that this book was 💯 in its truthiness. Enough so that the aforementioned man threw it across the room at about the 1/4 mark, and insisted we all discuss how much Hef was wronged by the author.

A few years ago, some of the Playboy models went public on what life was like with Hugh Hefner. He was going deaf so they laughed at him openly during sex and he had no idea.

Why in the fuck are you still calling her Emily Doe when her book is literally titled with a plea to call her by her real name?

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

I am no legs and ALL torso (might as well be a walrus with flippers tbh), let me have my moment~

Yes, and wasn’t this the same person promoting Molly and other recreational drugs not too long ago?

I hope next year, they cool it with the Elisabeth Moss staring into the camera shots.

If you’re surprised by has suicide, think how surprised he was!

I suppose he shot himself in the head… Twice.

THIS.

“He is clearly a candidate for not just college but probably for a good college,” Troiano reportedly said. According to the Times”

Your film shoot horror story is that you were a jerk to a group of PAs who were just doing their jobs?

RE: Ariana....I think I once watched a thing about how they make these and they involve 3D scans of the person. Is it possible that this is closer to what she looks like without contouring make-up and while being told to hold still for the scan? The face shape is what’s throwing me off (along with the joyless…

When my ex confessed that he never loved me and never wanted to be with me and only said what I wanted to hear to be in a relationship with me, I gave him back literally everything he gave me. All the way down to a newspaper article he tore out for me to the gloves his parents bought me to the flowers he gave me.…

seems like just yesterday we were all sitting around thinking, “she named her kid Apple?” Also, the actual age I was while having that conversation. 

Listen to the full #FreeBritney podcast here. It’s a ride.

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus.