I am actually Team Davidson on this one. He was clearly making a dumb joke about his bad luck in love and the fact that their engagement was the literal definition of a media circus (and referenced several times on SNL already). Her clapping back just ... doesn’t sit right with me.
HCHP
hchp
I was going to post a pic of Ackbar and leave it at that, but you know what? Considering that Beyonce’s beauty is the result of being stunningly beautiful since the beginning of time and J.Lo’s is the result of witchcraft and sheer willpower, I’m gonna give my point to Jenny from the Block.
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright … Perrlando!
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Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.
ugh i feel like all we do is talk about vag tears.
We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.
I’ve been afraid to be grayed for saying it, but....I call him Mr. Potato Head. His body is smokin’, but rhe head is just so oddly shaped. And beige.
I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.
Wooohoooo!!! I have so many of these I don’t know where to start. This will be an ongoing project over the weekend. OK I’ll start with a pretty tame one, but that was just insanely weird.
Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.
“This girl, like, she was like, ‘I want a pig.’ And then an hour later it was just there. You know what I mean? Like, I’m still trying, to get, like, a Propecia refill….This chick got a pig in a fucking hour.
This is somehow more earth-shattering than learning Bhad Bhabie is pronounced “bad baby”
I totally agree with you though!! “Wah as a young up and coming actor I got a plum role in a hugely successful franchise and am now rich and a household name forever everybody who helped me get here is stupid.” Yes twilight is infinitely bad and problematic, but he could point that out without crapping on all his fans…
Yeah. That’ll turn out well.
I don’t know who you are but we’re friends now.
My aesthetic: Dita Von Teese meets Niles Crane meets Vanessa Ives.