Ok I have to admit, when Bloody Shoes came out I couldn’t stand Cardi. Now, I’m over here trying to not stan Cardi to the point of creepiness.

But how crusty do you have to be to ask the person you just insulted to come on your show (and boost your ratings)?

So last week a 75 year old friend of the family, a loving father and husband, one of the most generous people I’ve ever known, and someone who stayed active and was in great shape for his age, dropped dead from a heart attack. He went to take a nap and his wife found him two hours later.

Thanks Tonja. Now my coworkers think I have some sort of Tourette Syndrome that makes me laugh out loud for no reason. If I get fired, I’m blaming you...

Yeah that’s a couple of different skits.

counter point... Everyone seems to forget the other R. Kelly skit.

Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.

I think the sketch also alerted a lot of people who didn’t know about any of the fucked up shit R Kelly was into. I remember explaining to people that there was literally a video on the internet of R Kelly peeing on an underage girl with a Space Jam mural in the background.

I think that was a separate sketch, where Chappelle’s character on the witness stand told the prosecutor that he’d convict R. Kelly if he was on video pissing on the girl, showing his driver’s license, and with his grandma vouching on his identity while he’s pissing on the girl.

It was about the ridiculousness of white supremacy, which IS real. The Bigsby character was just the conduit to show that

Part of that sketch also talks about how black men would refuse to turn on black men accused of crimes, and would go to extremes to bring up any doubt, right? Or am I getting the skits mixed up?

Cut him a break; he was young, this is not who he is, not all writers, he was hacked and um ambien.

Wait... you’re telling me that it’s possible to deal with a big threatening person, who might be high on drugs, without killing them? You mean to tell me that this situation was dealt with accordingly, and that accordingly doesn’t have to include death?

Came for this, was not disappoint.

Everyone who’s seen a Bruce Lee movie knows you don’t go to a karate school and call out the teacher unless you have henchmen.

Exactly.

Black folks are rarely afforded the privilege of self defense.

I don’t know who raised them because I don’t understand how an ass whooping was not brought upon them. They were assaulted and this would have been self-defense.

The black market for weed will not go away until they let up on taxes. As long as they can sell cheaper than the legal & still make $, what would you do? 

My wife works in the industry, (in a different state,) but I can confirm banking is a HUGE problem all across the nation. They don’t like talking about it because it draws attention to the fact that many of these dispensaries contain hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.