Their condiment of choice is mayo, so….

Cyanide is produced naturally in apples, so it really couldn’t be safer...

I think Colburn should do an on-air demonstration, to show how safe and tasty it is.

I mean she was invited to a roundtable to discuss the topic, so I guess someone else wanted to hear her point of view on the subject? Or maybe they knew it would get them clicks and attention, and they didn’t actually give a damn what she thought. There’s no hard facts of how much as an aggregate latina women make…

Except the voters - they are made in Russia.

As a Canadian I find this delicious.  

Fake News😂

I wonder how many customers are currently in possession of brand new loaner vehicles.

Don’t fret. I’m sure the executives will still receive their bonuses.

Oh man, Hasannally is NOT the name you want when you are about to go to prison.

That God I live in a state that protects me from Tesla’s horrific direct sales model. 

Hass is a type of avocado. It looks like he’s bent over to take a HassAnally.

I’m willing to look the hairdo from 2003, the bad BAD suit/french cuffs, the douchecanoe goatee, but I am NOT going to overlook the pinky ring.

I know not a car salesman but he had one hell of a car collection. 

There was a famous court case where an applicant sued a town’s police force, because they wouldn’t hire him because he scored too high on an intelligence test. The court upheld the notion that, yes, the police can refuse to hire candidates that are “too smart” for police work.

To make matters worse, the guy didn’t use his signal light in his BMW. WTF is more routine than that. 

Wasn’t there a rash of Baltimore cops getting caught doing this same thing because they didn’t understand how their body cams worked? If they were truly committed you’d think they could learn from each other’s mistakes (crimes).

Funny.  I equate malls with having a lot of shitty, silly rules you wouldn’t find in a typical retail district.  My local mall has all kinds of rules meant to keep away what they see as “riff-raff” kids.

Yeah? Well go to your city meetings white women and bitch about it there and get something to change rather than you yourself “testing” it out and you would already realized with your wasted efforts that people are racist.

You know, the entire Nazi movement and every other hate group could have been successfully stifled if schools had just put these youths on a soft hold.