What color is the dress?

Wow, as a parent and grandparent I cannot believe anyone thinks this is okay.

Self-rightous people actually irritate me more than run-of-the-mill negligent people. “I gots to pull out my phone and EXPOSE this person!” Man, mind your own damn business. Call the cops if it’s that important to you.

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Says the guy with a mazda logo?

I wish there was a way for us to thank this man. Applause to you sir!

i would put this story on my resume if it happened to me. it would be my christmas card every year.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

I had a Discman in HS, and I was born in the early 80's. The way to really age yourself would be to know whether it ESP “Electronic skip protection” or not. I think mine was like 15 seconds.

If it fits in your pocket it’s free

I daily drive it.

I was going to go, but it SNOWED that morning. I even got a hotel out in Great Falls just to attend.

Here’s how to do it..................like a boss!

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Hello all. As a moderate Republican, I think that Donald Trump is GREAT... At reality TV. At politics? Not so much. In fact, I could say that he’s horrible at it. Why is he leading the polls? Because he’s great at reality TV, and that’s all that’s been going on in this election so far: reality TV.

All of VWVortex..

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

From your linked Baja story:

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.