I assume then that moms are off limits, too. What’s the nearest relation that’s fair game? Can I talk shit about your grandmama?

“Not impressed. He used 10 fingers.” - JPP

Holy crap, I have seen that movie probably 1000 times and NEVER noticed that...hats off to you good sir.

They (especially from 5 on) are fun movies. Don’t view them as car movies. Don’t think about them. Don’t take them seriously. They are dumb loud action/heist movies. Just turn your brain off and watch. Then you realize how enjoyable they are.

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!

You never had me. You never had your car.

Rugs make people CRAZY.

Yes, but what advantages does this automobile have over a train? Which I could also afford..

Problem solved

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

Crawl back into your hole any let us enjoy this 7-1 undefeated season

They'd know it wasn't a Vette as soon as you blipped the throttle.

I enhanced the video and that little orange diamond on the trailer definitely says, “No nukes in here.”

I have never had to shove a dude’s face between my legs, my dear. They thank me for the privilege, best believe.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

Here’s a face I’d like to punch: