Actually putting “Bullitt” on the wheel and bumper kind of ruins it.

Uno isn’t a board game.

Bears are starting Mr. Zero Point Zero, their game is ranked too highly.

Forth rate, at best.

Why not avoid an argument by just saying turn the thermostat down?

You’re doing it wrong, full contact croquet payed like hockey is the best.

How are the cup holders?

Fat Robert Redford statue made from Limburger cheese

What, no hardtack?

Only the elderly buy gold Camrys, they have failing vision and reflexes.

I'm pretty sure Jason Garrett was cloned from Eddie Haskel

Is that the Elaine Benis?

Sweep the leg

Barack Obama is Swedish.