The CTS-V wagon is my dream used car. Standout styling, practical as hell, and kickass horsepower. What’s not to love?

You can also ask Alexa, “Alexa, what new features do you have?” and she’ll tell you with instructions on how to use them.

Where’s Lucky the Leprechan? (Celtics)
Also, Sir Purr has a punt return for 0 yards vs. Pittsburgh in the 90's. That should up his score.

Dear God, I’m old enough to remember Phil and Phillis.

A green monster...

As you can tell by my avatar, I agree with this article’s overall point, but I similarly didn’t understand the huge gap between Mr. Met and Mr. Redlegs, who’s essentially just Mr. Met with a pork pie hat and a mustache.

And if you wanna be down with Deadspin, then fuck you too?

Revisionist history! Fake news! Anonymously leaked! Covfefe!

Came here for staff consensus on Lucky the Leprechaun. Leaving disappointed.

Rule #1 - Philly never wins. Ever.

Are all of these ranked way to high?

How is Boltman ranked so high?

Wally never got into a fight with Tommy Lasorda.

Can you even imagine living in a country whose leader believes any dissent is treason?

They say you can learn a lot about people by who their enemies are. Between Erdogan and the NCAA, I’m thinking Kanter’s a pretty good egg.

There’s no defense for what Erdogan is doing to Kanter. And if there’s anything Kanter understands, it’s that.

“Wow! Would it ever suck to get screwed over by an administration you fully support. I am glad I am in America!”

No, BS and others, Ted Leonsis did not use a permanent marker or actual Sharpie™ on the whiteboard. I just used “sharpie” lowercase because I couldn’t come up with another word for magic marker and figured that would make the point without repetition. I see now, because of input from BS and others, that “sharpie” is…

Yeah, so I haven’t been watching the Finals because my hate for the Penguins is unwavering...but I just watched that clip from Game 1. Um, how in the hell did they did they conclusively determine that was offsides?!?

This is absolutely a thing, just watch any game from the current Stanley Cup Finals, and you’ll see it too.