Let’s not forget HIS e-mails, and how he was performing state business on a personal e-mail account that was definitively hacked.

Luckily, Fox News only has to fire employees who make racist comments towards a black employee and not when they make racist comments towards all black people.

Not so shocking after the racial discrimination lawsuit was filed. optics, y’all. Optics.

Hey, where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?

Don’t you mean, “Malcolm X’s birthday didn’t fall on May 19th... May 19th FELL ON MALCOLM X’s BIRTHDAY!”?

So, praising Trump when he makes a complete sentence and covering missing airplanes!

In fact, they are probably thrilled they can point to a liberal as the racist “one” in their midst.

Not that I want to subject myself to this show any more than I have to (I occasionally can’t avoid it when visiting the parents) but how shitty a liberal do you have to be not to be able to absolutely destroy any conservative position these days? The hypocrisy is so blatant all you’d have to do is sit there, wait for…

CAKE FEWS NUCKS!

In Fox world, 3 women = 2 whole persons. And the women have to sit on the ends so the audience at least has something to appreciate whilst they drivel on.

The real offense was he was racist and liberal on Fox News. If he was racist and conservative, on the other hand, that would have been just fine.

Not to worry. There’s no shortage of insufferable gasbags that will jump at the chance to replace him.

It really amazes me how much power Fox News and the NRA have, that after 8 years of Obama’s presidency and not a single fucking gun was taken, there are still millions of people who are convinced Obama is still coming for their fucking guns. It’s truly breathtaking.

Mother would make a great MOTUS! Not another word said against Mother! Not. One. Or else Mother will spank us, because we were bad, and it will feel so bad in that tingly sort of way...

Starred for Isengard reference.

My in-laws are from Indiana (as well as some people in my company I work with every once in a while), and they all say Pence is universally hated there, including many Republicans. I don’t know if they’re exaggerating - total anecdotal evidence here.

You mean you aren’t looking forward Karen, our new MOTUS?

I am from Indiana and I’ve disliked Pence for so very long. I wonder how easy it will be for Republicans to get the people behind him now that it seems extremely unlikely/basically impossible that he wasn’t in on some of the bullshit going on in the White House. The report that broke last night about how the…

If I remember correctly, dude already has a nice track record of corruption and deal-cutting to get as far as he did in Indiana or Illinois or Isengard or wherever the fuck he came from, and he emerged unscathed.