Pro-tip: Most men’s clothiers sell ties in ‘regular’ and ‘long’, not just the big ‘n tall shops. Brooks Bros, Lands’, Crew, et al. all do a ‘long’ tie.

Jokes on you, son, for assuming that the words you typed would be received in the manner you expected. Keep up the effort. Looks good on you.

Oh, honey, no. Must be tough to take pleasure from defeat.

I’m comfortable in my definition at the expense of your uninformed nonsense.

Honestly, what a fuckwit.

He’s suffering from intelligence, and you’d better get to praying that you’re struck down with the same enlightenment before you go shooting yourself in the foot again. And again. And again.

Amen to both.

“Also, the wedding band played “Shout.” Did we crouch down to the floor during the “a little bit softer now” part? You know we did. That’s just good white person-ing.”

When I stopped smoking ditch weed (and got far, far better lettuce) I stopped getting munchies. Also likely personal experience.

Everyone knows you skip the Catholic ceremony so that you can pre-game the (guaran-fucking-teed) Catholic cash bar shit food extravaganza. (Note: this applies to all Catholic events, in public or at family’s homes.)

My father calmly pointed out to me, age 10 - “He’s not good, son. They...they are not good.” That was a tough time.

Footbaw fans in a very specific and accurate nutshell.

NEPSAC-to-NESCAC got a hearty chuckle.

PFG.

They can be both. F’nucker that lives near my summer place flies a 4x6 foot CSA flag off the back of his pickup (yes, Dodge Ram, obviously) all summer long. I hesitate to shout at him in traffic because I’m pretty sure he’ll shoot me in cold blood.

Fuck Hugh, almost as much as the cold steel bleachers at Schaeffer ‘Stadium’.

Oh.My.God.Yes. Also, fuck the New Hampshire commuters. Get a job in your own damn state, you cunts. We really don’t need your income tax revenue that badly.

“I swear to White Jesus, Italians REALLY ARE WIPIPO!” - sadly, this is common amongst those from the boot peninsula.

He was always racist. “Making it obvious” is what took time.

Fake Doctor.