If your toilet is next to the sink, you have hot water access.

Gets it done and then some. Life changer.

Sincerely,

Holy shit.

One of mine? You’re mistaken. Few are more progressive than I.

I’d give that title back to never see or hear from him (retroactively , he said some truly dumb shit while he was a player too) again.

Um, conservatives aren’t known for ‘taking action’, so your illogical fallacy is, well, just exactly that.

Ah, so he’s an idiot...

“If you eliminated the Electoral College, you’d have New York, and California. Mostly everything in between would be ignored during campaigns, and those voices would never be heard.”

Perfection achieved!

This guy Michael has got to be mid-to-late 20s. There’s also a 90% chance this is his first ‘friend having a kid’. He’ll learn, eventually, if the new dad doesn’t kill him first.

+1000 for finding a good spot for a Nautical Almanac reference on Deadspin!

You’re my hero and I know now what “useful project” I’m going to complete this weekend.

Five Guys is fast food.

I had a highway accident that likely should’ve killed me, but somehow I survived. In an Audi. 99.5 A4 QT. Got hit in the left rear quarter on the highway by a kid changing lanes too quickly (he was going from 4->3). Spun across two or three lanes of rush hour traffic. Rear end hit roadside snowbank, catapulting front…

It’s fucking ROMNEYCARE, conceived in Massachusetts, where it is a rousing success. Or as much of a success as it can be while still being a for-profit industry that has fierce lobbyists.

#FuckSessions

Old Irish White Assholes have a lot to do with that. Also, corruption.

Ha, a million times yes.

I’m from Andover, which I always thought was the whitest place in Massachusetts (if not America). Guess you guys have that on us though: “The racial makeup of the town was 91.60% White, 0.75% African American, 0.06% Native American, 5.73% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.84% from other races, and 0.99% from two or…