What about a great personality? Women love a nice girthy personality, right? S'what my mom told me.

Since the dosage of an anti-depressant I'm on was increased a couple of months ago, not much at all. And I'm okay with it. Before that...no comment.

Go with session, you lucky duck you.

Is there a separate survey for those of us who spent our coming-of-age years surrounded by Catholic guilt? I had a priest tell me once that it was worse to masturbate than have premarital sex. So, yeah...I have conflicts deep in my brain.

Uhm... Is this kid flipping off the camera?

I don't know what double standards you're talking about. No one here is saying it's cool to give guys wedgies.

I tell people all the time that once you get past the boring computational stuff, math and statistics is FANTASTIC stuff. I wish math were taught better in schools, I really do.

So what you're telling me is that in addition to walking with my keys between my knuckles I should be investigating hooks and electrical outlets in bathroom stalls and dressing rooms?

With all the shame that surrounds female sexuality, and the ridiculous double standard when it comes to how society talks about male vs. female masturbation, I give the aunt major props for this one.

"Scrambled eggs are fine but keep her away from the tossed salads"

Thank god, from the headline, I assumed the girl was pleasuring herself with the spinning end of the mixer.

He has stated that he now regrets this bit solely because of how many white racists now cite it directly.

What a stupid thing to say.

"It's probably a more run-of-the-mill attempted murder really." Well you know how we girls do. We want to have a little fun and murder someone but then we have all these regrets so we go blame it on an internet meme. That's what we do. We just make shit up to feel better about our regretful decisions. I mean that's…

Fox news put it up as the headline, look at the photo. The point is that fox News twisted what this guy said, that's what this story is about.

It's true because little girls commit the vast majority of violent crime

Sorry to state the obvious, but "morally underdeveloped, hateful, jealous, little minds" is a great way to describe the people on Fox News.

Great piece, but I don't think you do anyone any favors by referring to the three 18-year old rapists as "men" and the 18-year old victim as a "girl." It opens the article up to silly attacks of bias.