That's all fine and dandy, but the fact is if people took precautions to make themselves less vulnerable to predators rapists wouldn't be able to strike as easily. I hate that now every mention of people taking precautions to protect themselves is called victim blaming. We're not blaming victims here, we're trying to…

I was with you until the hashtag.

It's selective rights. People like her deserve rights, and everyone else is subhuman and can go fuck themselves. It's like white people who try and differentiate between black people and n*****s.

That's the best thing ever!

Thankfully you aren't speaking for anyone else.

Personally, for a long time I thought feminists were crazy people (when I was really young) mainly because of the way they were portrayed in the media.

I don't know about you, but after seeing this pic I believe that she wants me to get her black out drunk so I can check out her bangin body because she's coo' like that.

Are you sure they aren't called mama bears and papa bears?

Well, at least the majority of the Jezebel commentariot is privileged enough to post funny gifs and pictures about this incident while simultaneously feigning the inability to write coherent sentences. Might as well join in, because reading this story is obviously the worst thing that's happened to most of us today.

Anyone volunteering to work with kids sets my predator radar buzzing.

Did Dave Chappelle just perform Seichusen Godanzuki?

Where is my right to sexual intercourse?

There's no such thing as common sense.

Because we all know it great when we have children born into poverty and neglected because their parent can't afford their house bills and still take care of them during the afternoon.

This just in, giving a woman money means she has to have sex with you.

I was honestly kinda turned off by the blood, but otherwise this was really well done.

The partially canon story was that God created Adam and the animals, and basically said to Adam, 'pick one you like'. So Adam fucked all the animals and said, 'meh'. Then God was like, 'well shit' and copypasted Adam with a few changes and then Adam didn't fuck animals anymore.

I can't hear him over his shirt.

Photoshopped. Fake and gay.

Why isn't this top comment yet?