Well on Jezebel you don't even need to be convicted. >.>

More lies, more lies.

"alleged" victim.

Justice isn't a synonym for "what satisfies my revenge boner".

Who was the social incompetent who dubbed Rocket's voice? It barely matches up with his mouth.

I'm hoping for this one.

That last one is terrifyingly close to the real thing.

Right out of my nightmares.

Um, yeah, from what I've read of this guy he's definitely the type to molest kids and claim that they wanted it and it shouldn't be wrong and the only reason molestation harms kids is because of society's negative reaction to it. I wouldn't let this guy within several miles of my nieces. I guarantee that he's doing…

Guns are cheap. Phones are fucking expensive.

Well, it's pretty much Dawins' famous law that he never created in action. Those smart enough to prioritize their own safety over temporary possessions survive and live to reproduce and enjoy life. Those who choose to die over 1.5 lbs of plastic and and glass don't reproduce. The end. Choose your side.

She told him to shoot her in the head. He shot her in the head. How in fact is she a victim?

Black people have been shot over "the look in his eye" so don't act like that's some word of god shit right there.

She didn't defend herself, she got shot in the head.

Technically, paralegals aren't exactly a class of wunderkind either. You just need to be able to read books.

What's with this weird power trip that people get by rushing a possibly sick or tired server all around just for a few extra dollars?

Are you one of those sad kiddyfuckers who doesn't tip when they think they've received bad service?

In high stress situations, a gun is a destructive weapon intended to kill. You don't shoot to maim, you shoot to kill, because deliberately pulling your punches so to speak means that you could miss your target and injure others or yourself.