Are you sure your grand father wasn’t a sabateur?

When you buy a ticket to sit in an airplane seat that reclines, you have bought the privilege to recline. If you want people to stop reclining, don’t call the people who recline monsters, call the airlines that simultaneously give you very little space and the ability to recline monsters.

Don’t get TSA PreCheck. If everyone gets it, you’ll ruin it for the rest of us.

Keira Knightley can leave a voicemail like every other grifter

Dude, pretty sure that’s a scam.

Martin Luther probably would’ve kept his mouth shut if all indulgences came with 600 hp and a 2.3 second 0-60 time.

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

Neat idea. Let’s do some very rough back-of-the-envelope calculations on the economic costs of this proposal.

Schrodinger’s Baby.

Sorry Bradley, cars have been cancelled due to lack of interest.

Lol, No you Californians have a funny view of yourselves.

#COTD right there. Can’t wait to see what skay brings with the poop.

fuck you, you know what i ment

Are you trying to learn English while trolling here?

I struggle to understand the appeal of NYC.

This could have all been avoided if people just took their cars to work like civilized human beings

more reasons to not live in NYC

Black tankers are scarier than wooden ones. No one should have a black tanker that can travel 30 semifullyautomtic knots per hour. You only need 1 knot per hour to get where you need to go

Couldn’t continue the greatest racing program in the world.

COTD