I think we need an official internet sarcasm font/itallics/filter it is really hard to tell sarcasm from crazy comments that people actually believe

Bawahahahahahaha! That’s the old Tornado and it looks to have come back to life with a slightly different design!

How is giving someone that needs a car an additional $750 not helping?

Our cars are actually flood rated. They contain so much plastic, they actually float.

Good news, ebay says it’s compatible with the Leaf.

Pitching the QOTD before 9am even, eh? Well done. You’re 100% right about all of this.

To be a true Corvette enthusiast, you need to figure out how many of those 3 speed cars were convertibles, in that color combination, with a removable hard top. Then, sit next to the car in a lawn chair wearing a woodie themed Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jorts and quote that smaller number endlessly to whoever passes…

Please buy a Jeep or...Jeep

So if you are normally hungry and a storm comes you get to rob somewhere? Why is it only OK to rob during a storm?

This needs a “Nice Price or Crack Pipe” poll.

Have you driven into a Fjord, lately?

This is a nice change of pace from that video that went viral of someone at the shelter telling it like it is to the other CNN reporter. “Why are you standing here filming us in our darkest moment as my children are shivering, why are you not out helping people?”

I’m certainly aware of that.

And yet in the grand scheme of things, more traumatic brain injuries would be averted by mandating helmets in automobiles....

Absolutely feels great to ride without a helmet sometimes. Other times, it’s a nuisance.

That said, here’s my take:

“Oh my god, Becky, look at her Wing.”

So, you’re saying that this ISN’T a good deal?

the government should allow VW to give them all cheating diesels... at this point it would be kind of a F U to mother nature.

Between Ryan Felton and this jabroni, Jalopnik has become Gawker with some cars, but mostly garbage opinion articles. At this point, Jezebel is looking somewhat tame in comparison.

Ladies see me cruising town in my Lexus