This is not a 2014 Raptor, it’s just a tribute!

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.

Which is incredibly important to 87% of vehicle shoppers worldwide since we all commute to work on an old nazi racetrack.

Ahem......Titos?

♪ ♫ If I had a million dollars, well I would buy you a K-Car. A nice Reliant automobile ♫ ♬ 

Stop trying to corner your lifted vehicle like a sports car, problem solved.

Oliver!!!

well hopefully Hurricane Windstar will land on your roof soon.

At the risk of commentors accusing me of being some crazy Ayn Rand disciple; this does sound eerily similar to the part of Atlas Shrugged where the copper mines are seized by the Mexican government.

JMHO, Venezuela now = California in about 20 years.

Reminds me of a business teacher I had who said that if McDonald’s tried going upscale by selling really good steaks, they’d still be fighting the image of being McDonald’s.

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.

Fuck California

Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.

The only chime I want is when the is DANGER TO MANIFOLD! And my floor is about to fall off

Meanwhile, crossovers are still languishing north of 10 seconds in many cases.

The modern era started in the 1500s so I think it’s a modern car.

Stop bringing numbers into a subjective, completely unfounded argument.

And he bought a Hyundai. Flame suit is now deployed.