Also FYI: If you wikipedia leggings, literally the first sentence says they are for both men and women.

Bernie. You mean they can’t say shit about Bernie.

This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

“Hey, great win out there.”

Not me, I loathe the bracket leeks. I find red onions have a stronger flavour.

Nice to see Garfield survived the last shot this time.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

The real tragedy here is that Steph Curry’s greatness will distract from the continued confirmation that Durant is Dan Marino 2.0.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Exactly. He’s the executive producer of the Entourage movie and he was in Transformers: Age of Extinction and Daddy’s Home.

Different strokes for different folks.

I want to take you hghigher.

There it is.

Yeah. They’re just everyday people.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

BALLMER: [answers phone call] What? We sold a ZUNE?!? Hot dog hot dog hot digity dog.