Meanwhile, Simmons is thriving. Deadspin is just butt hurt and jealous. He’s a sports commentator. No shit he has hot takes. Deadspin has hot takes all the time. Way more people watch/listen/read Simmons than Deadspin. Just need to get over themselves and stop wasting time with these vanity jealousy posts.

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.