The Giants are in my top 5 most hated franchises. They are also the team I hate the least in that division.

1. Collect underpants. Sell underpants, as any business with a sellable asset might do.

That was the fatal flaw of their three step plan.

This sentiment is one reason it’s become much more difficult for me to watch high school/college football. Welker is a grown man who, regardless of his “window” or whatever to still play, has made more than enough money to sustain himself and his family for the rest of his life and their lives. He isn’t someone…

It’s not just football, it’s everything. If I stopped to think about where cheap clothes come from, I couldn’t buy them. Same with eating meat. Football’s costs are more immediate and visible, but willful ignorance is the only way to get through life.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

For a company that pays so much attention to detail, it’s ridiculous that this 710 cap is upside down.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

My anthropology professors have been saying for years we’re a real science. Now’s their chance to prove it

As a Christian (although granted, on the more liberal / progressive side of theology), nothing quite bothers me like “taking a stand for Christ.” There’s a lot of arrogance in that statement - namely the idea that God is so downtrodden that you need to take a stand, but also in the lack of awareness that 21st century…

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Well, I mean, we don’t know what she looks like.

You sure know how to take all the fun out of fucking a minor.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

I get the sense that this column is more for the entertainment of the masses than giving legitimate advice to the original authors.

There’s another factor related to that—a lot of players have complained that the crackdown on high tackling (because brain trauma is bad PR) have led to more knee and ankle injuries. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but a torn ACL is more noticeable and keeps a player out longer than a concussion does.

(You’re missing an important variable: the NFL has significantly cracked down on how tackles are made, as well as late hits that are more dangerous because they’re unexpected, over the last decade plus.

Had to cut back on beers. Once I did that, the soggy midsection disappeared. The rest of the diet is lean meats, fruits and veg, and some flour carb for fun. Beer belly was a real thing for me.