Would that make him a reformon?

This is how we got him, swear.

We execute people for:

Not to judge, but Kim, I see you spent more $$ on ya watch than on ya third baby

I can’t imagine having as much money as the Kardash-a-Jenners and still shilling these shitty (literally that tea will make you shit) products. If I had that kind of money, I would never work or sell anything again. I’d just live a life style reasonable enough to make my millions last forever and drink mimosas on the…

Yada Yada is one of my favorite episodes.

Time to learn the phrase “Hey there - I have my period!” in every language.

“It’s here or you can strap yourself into the toilet for the duration of the flight. Pick your poison and let’s get this tin can off the runway.”

Maybe that’s just her roundabout way of saying that Taylor Swift’s allergic to onion rings.

My problem with it is it sounds you un-graceful. “It’s like having an autoimmune disease,” has zero pizzazz. “She’s like AIDS!” Now that’s a headline. 

Kim Kardashian might be a better president. Fuck I’d take Kris now (not Caitlyn) instead.

Well that leaves nothing to the imagination. I was thinking hemorrhoids. This is less gross. What is wrong with me?

Someone needs to tell Trump that “reversing Obama did, because fuck that black guy” is not an actual policy.

“I’ve seen lover’s balloon knots and I haven’t been scarred for life.”

Reminder: Trump has not even named a nominee for more than 400 high-level offices in the executive branch. Among the vacant positions are the Special Envoy for Human Rights Issues in N. Korea and the position of U.S. ambassador to Sweden, the country that serves as our intermediary with the N. Korean government…

Several of the children spent several hours at Pitt’s house in Los Angeles Saturday morning. They were seen being dropped off in a Suburban.

I, too, dread the fate of those poor puppies :( Couldn’t Kim and co just adopt a tamagotchi?

Thank you so much. I was pretty nervous about trying this class of meds but my VA doc has been super cool and talked me through what I might experience. I wanted to ask my Jez friends here what they experienced and y’all have been very nice to respond. Thanks again!

Yeah, I get that the defense have to play any angle but it was an uncomfortable sell. Same with people excusing her because of her youth. I get that young people are often assholes but there’s garden-variety teen assholishness and then there’s this. I have been a teen and I have been on SSRIs and I have even been a…

Apparently Tinder is ok, the judge asked that she refrain from taking a swipe at anyone.