A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

all birds are dinosaurs, and the ones that are big enough to get away with it make sure you know all about it. They never forgot.

My mom told the story of her family’s pet rooster (when she was a kid). It was so mean Grandma had to protect herself with a yardstick when she went out to hang the laundry.

I hate geese with a fiery, undying passion that is not understood by most people.

The feathers are apparently just as iridescent as the fully pigments peacock feathers, but silvery.

Whatever Kelly, you don’t know that peahen’s life.

He also let out a goose-like HONNK...as if to announce “HERE I AM, MUTHAFUCKAS!”

If I was permanently attired like Rihanna at the Met Gala I’d give no shits or fucks.

Her book club is gonna be really mad when she arrives without the wine. What, does she think they’re there to actually read the books?!

Could you imagine feeling confident as fuck walking into a liquor store and being called a chicken by some rando? Brutal. Give that ‘Cock more liquor!

Aren’t the females called peahens?

When that happened, I was like, ‘Aw, this is about to be a big mess,’” Ghanem said. 

That’s why they’re not called Wuvhuggy Whales.

Indeed. They drive their prey to the surface and hit them so hard they are usually knocked unconscious. Which is good because the orca will then proceed to eat the animal’s iron-rich liver, ripping it out with surgical precision.

“Only attacks dogs who...?” How many dogs has her vigilante dog attacked? Did he have a little cape?

Now it looks like Trump wants to visit London. Haven’t we been through enough already? We don’t need some self-serving fluorescent orange bellend coming over here, so that he can score some cheap political points in the US media.

And now Liam’s slagging Noel off on twitter. It’s oddly comforting.

I rolled my eyes a bit when Liam walked on stage (yeah, yeah, I was a Blur fan). Then I thought about how a similar crowd here in Atlanta would react to a surprise appearance by Outkast. And even I’ll admit that “Live Forever” is a damn good song.

It was really moving and uplifting and I’m utterly impressed with Ariana Grande.

i always appreciate the irony of the two most petty men on earth having made “don’t look back in anger”.