I mean J. Mayer is no crunchwrap supreme, but he’s not the devil either.

Seriously, guys, Katy Perry is fine! Perry is in a reportedly “beautiful kind of Zen-like feeling place” out in California. 

I hear you, she can be evil but she’s a good interviewer; she asks questions no one else dares to ask.

A Superman Vs The KKK movie is reportedly in the works.

If I had set out to write an allegorical satire of the Trump Administration, I never could have come up with something as funny as the Fyre Festival.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

Marge cares.

Calls (VOICE) hotline: Yes, I’d like to report an illegal alien who attacked a group of men who were practicing their First Amendment rights of assembly and free speech. Yes, I know he’s illegal. He was born to non-citizens outside of the United States. His adoptive parents then falsified documentation for him. His…

I know nothing about her and I think the “social media style” looks like a shitty early 90's strip club style.

You know, I don’t know that much about either of them, but it really doesn’t surprise me at all that Lea Michelle and Emma Roberts would be BFFs.

Y’all, we have to go back to the island.

The first reply on that tweet tho lol...

Maybe the reason it went so horribly wrong is that he was involved in the actual organizing?

Bahahaha I just spent 10 min (after reading your comment) trying to find the Krusty the Clown gif of him saying exactly that.

I suspect the children of 12,000 very rich, white, upper-middle class lawyers and bankers are not the best group of people to fuck sideways if you want a life free of legal drama.

This tweet made me cackle:

Bobby, even though you don’t sport, I can assure you: Serena is honestly probably the greatest athlete of our time. You don’t win a major tennis tournament when you’re pregnant unless you’re in literally perfect shape 

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

You know, back in the 90s and early 00s there was all this hysteria about Disney’s hegemony over kids’ media, and cries of “Oh my god we’re brainwashing an entire generation!!! What will the future be like? They won’t be able to think for themselves!!!”