Not mad, dying laughing here. I was so going to write DUDE, NO after the Hulk Hogan trial but was pleasantly surprised.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

If movie would be about Manchester United i would consider it.

“Peek-a-boo,my Pikachu is about to peek at you!”

Why are you sorry? We still have a right to our own opinions... at least until January 20th. :-P

Umm, you know Obama is still president right? You also know that Hillary released this statement during her campaign:

It’s less romantic when he hawks in the same fashion at another woman

Billie Joe Armstrong? The cabbage patch kid who copies the Sex Pistols? Also I met Billy Joe and his band at the height of their fame. They were extremely shitty to their fans and are all first class assholes... and I told them that. I’m still proud of it.

The only thing I can say is get your PTSD treated as soon as possible and the loss of a family member can definitely cause PTSD. If you don’t like your therapist, where the sessions are going (like if they’re deviating from the actual trauma) and/or you’re not seeing any progress after several months then find a new…

*sigh* When are people going to understand? I mean, some do. J.K. Rowling gets it. People who work to stop gang violence get it. Cult leaders, militia leaders, and Christian fundamentalist church leaders get it (but they won’t admit it to the rest of us).

I live in Columbus. We have the second highest Somali population in the United States. If white people don’t have to claim responsibility for Dylan Roof or James Holmes or Robert Deer or any of the countless white people that commit violent crimes, they don’t have to either. This feels so raw to me, as I live about a…

I love you for this. But KISS should always be in all caps. That’s how awful...(No, really - that’s what the band wants).

Mind blown. This is so true.

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

Here’s a question: To what degree does it matter that these are “legitimately” the tweets of a 7-year-old girl—as opposed to her mother writing in her name for heightened effect? I ask because I’m sure there are lots of people who will get bogged down in skepticism about the veracity of the source of the narrative.

“Will the recount give Clinton the election win? Probably not. Will not filing for a recount give you Autism? Who’s to say?” - Jill Stein

Honestly, though, the lie that our elections can be rigged needs to be put to rest. It’s this lie that makes voter ID laws seem reasonable and not like the voting suppression techniques they actually are. I’d much rather see resources put into things that will actually matter, like counteracting the impending Trump…

OH god me too, as soon as she said “You grab the head...” I was like OOOO NO NO NO NOOOO what kind of chicken snuff porn is this?!

You said “put a chicken to sleep,” and I thought I was going to watch Martha Stewart snap a chicken’s neck. I watched anyway. I don’t know what that says about me.

She won gold in the 100 meter Swimming Through Hateful Comments (That She Could Hire Somebody To Filter).