I’d rather let my 3 year old watch American Horror Story

Everything is better than Caillou.

I don’t have any kids and I keep reading about the horribleness that is Caillou and I thought “Come on. It can’t really...*watches a few minutes* OMG I WANT TO KILL THAT CHILD”

better than Caillou

Booooooring. Sportsball is so boring. Halftime shows, too.

I was wondering the same thing. It’s central MN, dude literally brought a knife to a gun fight. Horrible tragedy but also some serious lack of planning.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

In-freaking-deed. One of my friends made the following observation over drinks one night:

Honestly, in NY, it could be a million things, restaurant/business extortion for one. But this entire election is turning me into a paranoid mess, and I hate hate HATE the fact that the first thing I thought last night after seeing news of the explosion last night was “Reichstag fire.” How terrible is that?

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

This was a judgment on default. Meaning the judgment was rendered against him without opposition because he stopped participating. Therefore the Judge ruled based solely on what the Brown Estate was arguing and not necessarily because it was established that he was responsible beyond a preponderance of evidence. To be…

I am totally ashamed of how quickly I fell back into “Awww..! Tom!” instead of “Ughh..! TOM!!!”

yeah no he’s tainted for me.

How far do you think Taylor’s going to go to steal all Tom’s thunder this weekend? (It’s the Emmys on Sunday.)

Was that gif accidental or intentional shade? Either way, ❤️

I went to an outdoor screening of The Exorcist last year and started laughing hysterically when the girl punched the priest in the balls. This guy turned around to mansplain that it “wasn’t funny”. When I responded “Actually it is” he and his lady friend were offended and left. Win!

It was and a couple of my friends got mad at me for laughing. Also I was like 9 so “That’s gotta hurt” was decently sophisticated humor for me.

But then we wouldn’t have had all those pictures of Rose doing stuff in America. Which of course begs the question: did she really ride a horse on a beach or did they just tape her head to a picture from another thing?

HA! In Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, when the mom slaps the daughter across the face, some genius in the back shouted “AWE HELL NAW!” and killed the whole theatre with laughter.