I hear ya. I think the easiest thing is to just avoid saying anything about double standards in cases where one group clearly holds the power (in this case men, but can be applied to many other power-imbalance situations), because it reads as “waahhh why do THEY get to say xyz and WE get in trouble when we say the…

We never thought to ask if we should, we were too busy asking if we could (paraphrased moral of Jurassic Park).

You could just acknowledge that *people* have their moods, you know.

“This is my unhinged mind we’re dealing with,” is my new go to response.

I think we may work in the same office.

Nice! GTL lifestyle.

Not at all about cupcakes, unfortunately. This is their ‘about’ section:

Yeah, even when I was living at the barest of bones level, my cat was always taken care of like I was flush. It’s not his fault I’m poor, plus he’s only got three legs and is darn cute!

Have you ever seen the Homicide/L&O crossover episodes? Sooooo good.

What kinds of tricks??

I read it as “given up” in Los Angeles, so I guess the real version is slightly better.

Where the fuck are Brian Moylan and his mighty Ban Hammer when you need them?

Oh my god, the originals are like corn kernels that never had a chance to finish growing.

Bob Loblaw.

Gold. Every comment you touch turns to gold, like a kinja Midas

Pinot Grigio and German food from the biergarten over here!

Opinion poll: which part of the line would you find more offensive, if it were you? And do which part do we think Taylor would find more offensive?

I think she's 26 now and therefore over the hill and has a droopy ass.

Sean Bean says Frances Bean didn’t do it. The Beans have it!

Good point! I feel like they'd hold a person down and make them drink detox tea just for laughs. Shudder.