Oh yeah, I forgot that it's hard out there for a dude. Earning $1.00 for every $0.79 women make.

Let alone a toaster oven! (My electricity-wasting appliance fantasy)

Ugh. Way more lovable when Sideshow Bob.

Aaaand, cookies for breakfast if you so choose.

Additionally, you don’t get to say how the word ‘rape’ SHOULD be applied.

One last thing; stranger rape is by far the rarest of all types of rape (UCR statistics from the FBI). Even with the underreporting of non-stranger rape, there is simply no comparison in numbers. That doesn't make any one type of rape more real than any other, but it does blow your stranger rape is the only rape…

The key word in the legal definition of ‘rape’ is FORCIBLE. Surely, you can see how that word can apply regardless of prior relationship? It's persons like you who are the reason that spousal rape took so long to become an actual crime.