Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

1. Put it on the Switch.

Who knew that voting for the Republicans who have been so transparent about not caring about taking away our freedoms and raising our taxes and cutting our access to education and health care would end up destroying the internet?

I don’t think an article title has ever made me hate a game without knowing anything more about it before. So that’s cool, I guess.

Oh man what a waste of time reading your comment was. I feel bad about myself now.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

...said Wario to Waluigi.

Interesting theory:

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A secret: this is my first big review for Kotaku. I appreciate the kind words!

Ouch.

I get comments like this a lot when the topic comes up and it always feels reductive. I actually want to take time to address it. The idea that people don’t play through the entire game is really absurd. In order to find tricks, runners and hunters have to play through the game as intended to understand mechanics and…

I agree.

I hope he realizes that by admitting that a cat in a jetpack is a possible idea they are now obligated to include a cat in a jetpack.

Life finds a way (to fuck.)

How soon before he and JonTron are running Breitbart’s Gaming section?

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.