This article is super silly. I was worried about a lot of this but it can be solved by simple preparation. My girlfriend and I have no japanese skills and are vegetarian. We still figured it out. Picked up some very easy japanese too! Research everyone. It helps!

P L E A S E.

1,000 fire emojis to you, sir.

Is working for Kotaku like being cast in Persona 4? If so, sign me up.

The marketing team saw a Deadpool trailer once and....

Don’t worry, I agree this you. This is insanely awful.

No. It’s a literal train.

GARBAGE. PICK-UP. SIMULATOR.

Gundam Cafe!

On our first date, my (now) girlfriend and I took a stroll in the park after getting some milkshakes. I decided to cut through the grass and she stopped me, and told me to be careful in the tall grass.