Peanut Butter (only) on Bread. I eat like 4 every night.

“I have money to spend, and Jalopnik needs visitors like me to spend the money I have”

“Why would we fight wars where there aren’t people?”

Since Link is male he isn’t allowed to ask for directions.

What’s the best way to determine what to fix or look into after smoke comes from under the hood. My mechanical knowledge is beginner, but I’m willing to learn more if pointed in the right direction.

“It takes all of 30 minutes and will taste better than any pizza you can get delivered”

I prefer the "longreads" as it helps me pass the time and I get an insight into what I'm reading.

Titanfall meets lego