I’d love more articles for people who like video games but don’t have time to play 6+ hours a day. So much content on Kotaku is over my head.

TRUTH. Babies are adorable. I don’t even mind if they are deeply unhappy babies crying because their tiny ears are popping. They are babies, and they are just doing their Baby Thang. Loud dudes, however, can eat a bag of unsalted dicks. Y’all hoes are obnoxious, and the worst.

What is with all the gaming sites using forest fires as their Twitter thumbnails/ gifs for articles on this expansion? I’m real happy that now people in Tennessee can simulate their towns more accurately and all, but maybe it’s a bit in poor taste? ;P

That game is so easy to defend I like, don’t even know how you exist.

When you consider the amount of time and effort that went into creating this game, I can’t imagine thinking $25 is too much.