“...forcing players to bathe in giant tubs, and then removing them with a harness-and-pulley system that safely places them back on dry land.”

Counterpoint:

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

This is the first solid ‘right way’ joke here in months.

Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?

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Then if that’s so, ACKNOWLEDGE IT, BITCH.

Right-- so out of respect for her grieving, can you take this post down or add a serious apology?

So, your entire post is effectively “this woman should smile more in public,” then when it’s pointed out she just lost her father you add a line at the end - but don’t change the headline or anything else in the post?

Cool.

Then why the fuck don’t you edit this to be a sympathetic to her loss?

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Yes, any woman with a frowny face must be MADE to smile, or else.

But not you, Larry David in the background chewing gum. Keep on Sandersing, it’s cute when you boys look grouchy or like humans with inner lives!

*Julia should smile more

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Remember Marion Barber and Julius Jones?