Women do so many small things for men that they miss immediately and so naturally they need to find another woman to ease their way through life.

A friend of mine rounded a corner in NYC back in the 80s and crashed right into him - smashing her ice cream cone between them and against his shirt. She said he looked at her with amusement, like “Well, this is a novel way for a fan to get close.” He politely declined her offer to clean his shirt with her napkin, and…

Upon initially seeing that Christ-themed image of Bieber, I thought it was a random smelly dude who had rubbed mud all over himself. Upon closer inspection, I realized I wasn’t far off the mark.

Who the fuck cheats on Colin Firth??!!!

What makes Paul Newman’s action even more interesting is that he did it without outside pressure or posturing. He really was a great guy who walked the walk in so many ways.

He was a class act, wasn’t he?

Grey’s Anatomy is legitimately one of those shows I was convinced went off the air around 2010.

I’m so sorry, it’s so hard to lose your best friend. He looks like he has the sweetest soul.

I’m so sorry you’re losing your very good boy. It’s hard even when they live a long, good life.

All the hugs. It’s so hard.

A very, very good boy, who loves you very much and knows you’re doing what’s right.

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

The wa comes from warui, the Japanese word for bad. The Japanese spelling of his name (Waruiji) is also an anagram for ijiwaru, cruel.

Find and replace m -> w :)

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

Yeah, but I’m picturing you making him nice pasta skillets for dinner every damn day (like I do for Mr. Lana, who is (mostly) deserving) and Mr. Lana’s face if I told him “You have bread and peanut butter” after 11 years of nice pasta skillets for dinner and it’s hilarious :)

He’s literally a psychopath, that’s the only way I can explain most of his behavior. The MOMENT he got what he wanted, he just switched personalities to... try to get something else he wanted. Once I started talking to other people in his life (former friends, etc.) it was like peering into the Twilight Zone.

I’m crying. Thank you for sharing this.

In an ideal world:

holy shit how did you not punch him in the face!? That is mind-blowingly asinine (on his part, obvs).