Remember how everyone on this site went Jlaw (27) is gross making a joke about Timothee(22) being hot. Anyone game to critique Adam Rippon(28) crushing on Shawn Mendez(19).

You are 100% wrong

Thanks for the reminders about responsible breeding.

Or you know, for people who have pet needs that aren’t always met by shelter animals. I get your preference for people getting shelter dogs as much as humanly possible, but you’re not always going to find, say, one of the less allergenic breeds available at your local shelter.

“And I guarantee you’d spend its entire lifetime realizing the multitude of ways in which it’s not “right”.”

I don’t know about his restaurants but his screaming at chefs is definitely nongender specific. He screams at anyone who fucks up, male or female. In fact, if you fuck up, you kind of want him screaming at you because it means that he still has hope for you as a chef. If he just sighs or shrugs or walks away…

Yeah, I’d never clone a pet myself but I kind of don’t care about this. I’m generally against cloning dogs, but that’s really only because I’m worried about how it might exacerbate the lack of genetic diversity in a lot of breeds, which is already a big enough problem just with more conventional breeding practices. If…

Well said. Tiffany is real. Beyonce spends every waking moment cultivating an image. And Tiffany can keep it real and still be amazing without a Beyonce endorsement.

If you’re a genuine person like Tiffany you will eventually annoy some folks. Because that’s the drawback of not being entirely curated. Sometimes you say the “wrong” thing. Although the only thing “wrong” with this was that Beyonce wants to control any information about Beyonce.

This is great. Also, incidentally, the only TV chef I give a damn about is Gordon Ramsay because he has always always always been good with supporting his female chefs. I can’t watch cooking shows because they give me panic attacks, but all the other female chefs I know who know him have said he’s the real deal, and…

Evil dictators could be overthrown. This family is poison.

Look up the legal trouble they’ve come across by advertising harmful products like anti-morning sickness pills, diet pills, diet teas, exercise equipment, etc. etc. on their social media WITHOUT clearly stating they’re ads (as they’re legally required to do). Also: plastic surgeries while minors, selling stories…

“They aren’t hurting anyone.” Yes they are.

What would it take to never hear about the Kartashians and their friends and their offspring and their boyfriends and their husbands and their makeup and hair people, ever again? For real, a natural disaster? I think a natural disaster, because they’re so shameless that nothing in their ‘personal’ lives could ever be…

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.

I’m sure Bostonians will receive this news with calm and understanding.

Also, Hogg’s remark that anyone who had seen his performance in Fiddler on the Roof would know he’s not a good enough actor to be a crisis actor was really sharp. I like this kid.

John Mulaney on tweens:

So, so good at social media. Has anyone checked on Rubio after that burn? I haven’t seen him since. Someone find him and make sure his face hasn’t melted off.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.