Anyone who does at home coffee enemas gets *precisely* what they deserve.

She made a funny video so all is forgiven.

I literally have some that must be at least 15 yrs old, saved up just for a cyclical fashion moment like this.

It’s all terrible. There are studies that show that the gap exists immediately after college. Two people who have the same degree and same experience will have different salaries for no reason other than their gender. And men who negotiate are seen as “go getters” and women are seen as “pushy bitches” so even having…

I’ll never - EVER - understand why some people care so damned much about what total strangers might think of them.

Paris Hilton not only picked out that ugly ring, she paid for it.

Well it rains water here and that’s a more valuable commodity than diamonds.

There are planets where it rains diamonds.

Paris Hilton has been engaged several times, I doubt she will get married to this one either.

Fun fact! Not only is the demand for diamonds a marketing invention, but diamonds aren’t actually that rare. Only by carefully restricting the supply has De Beers kept the price of a diamond high.

So I will just go with max crassness here, but did she buy her own ring?Or was this a sponsored thing? Because Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband can’t have that kind of money can he? 

Fun fact! Diamonds actually aren’t forever! They are all slowly turning into graphite.

Shouldn’t that be “Harry and Meghan sat in the back...by the THRONE”?

The first picture seriously looks like she barfed up spinach lasagna all over herself. After having her arms amputated.

Those sleeves, though. It looks like she raided the closet of a 1980s night time soap actress.

It looks like it’s made from leftover Christmas wrapping paper.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

I can’t stand Rumer Willis and that Page Six story makes her sound nuts.