Get a new family.
Hazel Nutt
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First day home after being with the relatives for 12 days. Twelve. Fucking. Days. I love my family, but they went out of their way to not make that easy. My mom gave my aunt a copy of Let Trump Be Trump. The fucking Corey Lewandowski book. My mother fucking put money in that asshole’s pocket. And then it was like a…
Fuck me, you guys. I miss Obama. Damn it I’m wiping tears. Happy new years and all that shit. May 2018 be the year of the wildest midterms in history..
The world is falling apart and people over here worried about when this privileged child is having her child. smh
So a woman writer in a largely male dominated genre spends thirty years writing a complex female protagonist who also works in a largely male dominated field and the feminist website can’t even mention her passing?
I used to work at a Forever 21 in Upstate NY and we werent allowed to do that or stop anyone from leaving even if we saw them steal because of legal reasons. Instead we were taught to use “recovery statements”: like if I saw you stick that beautiful Miley tee in your purse, I could walk up to you and say “you know we…
God, until I googled I thought she was dating BRANDON Davis, oil-heir and coiner of the immortal phrase “fire-crotch.”
“I think in marriage you should be able to say to each other as couples, ‘I don’t love you right now and it’s okay, hopefully we get back there.’”
The Kirke thing...isn’t that a bit ignorant? I’m down with “I don’t like you right now...” but isn’t falling out of love a sign the marriage should end?
Not everyone has consistent health insurance.
Holy crap that went right by me.
Why would someone punch an overly-generous ATM? I would not punch that ATM. I would kiss it and give it all the love I could, treating it gently so it could keep on giving way too many moneys.
WUT.
Normally I can’t stand OTT declarations of marital love (or giant blocks of text—would it kill you to use a paragraph break?), but Katherine Heigl’s message was sweet. It probably helps that she starts out by saying she’s sometimes wanted to smother Josh with a pillow in the dead of night, heh heh
This is surprising? These are the people who built a tv episode around smelling their siblings’ vulvas.
Maybe next Christmas he can give people exquisitely framed copies of his most recent bank statement.
Maybe that’s why he and Trumpster are such good buddies...
Kanye strikes me as very insecure. I imagine he’d want everyone to know how much money he has.
So in their financial terms it’s only really like giving my brother a tenner for his birthday then.