I guess some do. You know, after working out together, when they’re talking about going out and gettin’ some at the club later, and then one of them tells their friend they’re really horny right now and ask if they mind if they just rub one out real quick in front of them, and the other says “go for it bro, might join…

And in my mind, the only way Ashly can be redeemed is by turning the goddamn bunk bed into a giant bong.

Yeah, this is me. “My passive aggression knows no bounds, try ME.”

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

The original emailer is in for some rough times! It’s clear she thought she’d get two pushovers or people who didn’t like confrontation. I hope she’s prepared for a long year.

yeah but:

After learning about Martin Shkreli’s hate-on for Chris Evans, I don’t think it’s humanly possible for me to be any further Team Cap.

If she bothers you that much, just unfollow her.

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

i loathe Brad and Angelina - if they weren’t genetically blessed, they would never have been movie stars. i also loathe J. Lo.

I know most of what OK! publishes is bullshit but I really want tales of Pacey being invited to Joey’s wedding to be on the level.

Watching Penny Marshall buying paper towels at Costco could potentially be a lot of fun.

Coconut milk FTW!

Wait. He’s not pretending to be straight? Seriously?

I hate Tracy Anderson too. Her “method” is a load of horse shit based on pseudoscience. She thinks every woman should have “a teeny, tiny dancer’s body.” She also once said that women shouldn’t lift anything heavier than 5 lbs; MY 180 LB DEADLIFT SAYS DIFFERENTLY TRACY. #fucktracyanderson #noreally

“Oh lord, the hypocrisy of Democrats this year reminds me why I left the party”

I am perpetually puzzled by the things conservatives think will insult liberals.

It seems as if the WP the only one actually trying to dig up dirt on Trump. The media is pathetic.

The remarkable thing is, if you read the WP stories, that Trump hasn’t even put any money into his foundation since 2008. He used other people’s money, which they presumably thought were going for charitable works, to bribe public official and buy office decorations.