Also, was Jumanji a movie that was particularly crying out to be remade?

Am I the only one who thinks that it’s too soon for a Robin Williams film remake? Never is too soon. No one will ever be equal to him in those roles, let alone better.

You want this relationship more than Rihanna does.

One date (read: one-night-stand) of mine thought that I robbed him. I came out of my bathroom and he was tearing apart my drawers—he immediately demanded, “Where’s my wallet? I’m going to call the cops! Sticky finger bitches.” Ummmmm....no dude. It turned out that he put his wallet in his jacket pocket for some odd…

I hope she starts a trend so I can finally say I was ahead of the curve on something.

Yeah, once you’re including your kid in the sexy shots you send to Not Your Wife, that’s too much. I can see putting up with a lot of bullshit in a marriage, but dragging your kid into your infidelity—even tangentially—is easily “dump that motherfucker already” territory.

i don’t wear a lot of makeup—mascara and lip gloss—but sunscreen is not optional and it’s not makeup.

I was going to say, “Once you cook it, it’s not called Robitussin anymore.” but I like yours too.

So, just so I’m clear on this: West wants to fuck Swift, right? The guy is beyond obsessed.

Re: “ 🌷FRïDA 💐 ‏@AngelHaze : i wonder what type of soul god puts into birds...if theyre the only things that can touch the sky without dying.”: don’t forget the gnats, mosquitos, and the “human botfly” Dermatobia hominis.

Whoever she is, she needs to put the bong down.

They must’ve felt so out of place at the VMA. What with having actual talent and all.

Meanwhile, at UT Austin.

Not even half those people are worth Simone’s time. (I’m not just old, I’m grumpy and old.)

I am makeup free for a lot of reasons. I’m not good at putting it on, I sweat a lot so I usually end up smudging it to death, and I generally can’t afford it. I wish I could pull it off half as well as Alicia Keys. She looks amazing. However I do love makeup. There are some crazy talented people out there who can do…

The only reason this picture was possible is because of that one time Madame Tussauds organized their exhibits alphabetically.

As a non-makeup wearing woman why the fuck is this such a controversial topic? Literally who gives a fuck? I saw a headline today that said Twitter drags keys for no makeup. Seriously people wtf is happening here?

I think I recognized Ariana Grande in the pics Simone posted and that’s it. Everyone else is a mystery to me. I’m not even surre if it’s Ariana. Is it Arianne? I don’t know. I’m so old. :(

I am also on team Huma, Finally. But my team is also decidedly Shut Up, Zach Braff.

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